Category: tweets

“From a microbiologist’s point of view, then, the Gowanus Canal is an analogue of the Amazon or the Mariana Trench.” oreilly.com/ideas/the-bk-b…

@dens Then you woke up and realized it wasn’t a metaphor. The playdoh turkey was the US budget all along.

RT @sarahjeong: A man who used to barge into changing rooms full of half dressed minors will be have control of an intel agency that intercepts naked pics

@peterfeld I’ll give you 4:1 today that regardless of what happens tomorrow, the Parties nominate the same candidates in 2020.

@arainert Maybe take a stroll down Vanderbilt Avenue with an open Pabst?

. @NYC_DOT That’s swell. Think you could repair the several spots where that fence protrudes into the lane down there while you’re at it?

@arainert Oh man, that’s a stone cold open standards burn. (cc @dens @shellen)

. @CitiBikeNYC Lowrider: when your seat post slips down and all of a sudden you’re just cruising.